Skypager

Lyrics for Skypager

Do you know the importance of a skypager? Uh, uh, uh Those who don't believe, see you're laid behind Got our skypagers on all the time Hurry up and get yours 'cause I got mine Especially if you do shows, they come in fine If you're with a G and you're sippin' wine Eating cacciatore with a twist of lime Gotta meet your lover at a quarter to 9 Joint by base, then you get your high If you get your then high, mine is next The "S" in skypage really stands for sex Beeper's going off like Don Trump gets checks Keep my bases loaded like the New York Mets At times I miss the pager so you don't get vex Having bad days like a voodoo hex Conceptually, a pager is so complex 'Cause I be standing by the phone ready to flex Welcome, wel, wel, welcome to the new skypager Wel, welcome to the new skypager Welcome to the new skypager, to the new skypager Enter telephone number or other numeric message Uh So funky Uh So funky Uh So funky The batteries I use are called Duracell They last for three weeks so they do me well Don't be going through no phases my joint stays on 24-7, from dusk 'til dawn If you're in Costa Rica on a sunlit beach You greed for the Phifer, I can be reached A number of importance, I just put it on lock You leave code '69", that means you want some (cock) People tend to think that a pager's foul Well it kinda is, 'cause it makes me scowl But it really hurts when you're on the prowl Brothers know it hurts when you're on the prowl Grabbing on my joint 'cause I'm an eager owl Get paged by a G or a business pal My shit is overflowing, they won't allow Another page, so I'll just end this now Message sent Thank you for calling skypager