Bedroom Athlete

Lyrics for Bedroom Athlete

You are the Marquess de Sade You want your guns to go pop You want your hot boys and chocolate centres I can't, no I won't I love to talk So if you want me to walk You better find the spot That's not tender I'm not a bedroom athlete Baby I'm not toilet trained I need to put you out I need to be restrained If you want quick service You better use a pump If you like hard wood You better better You better use a stump Hit me Girl you're polished to a high gloss You want someone to play boss You want to tell me what orders to give you I can't wear your disguise I'm too over-officialised I won't be your slave unless you will be mine I'm not a bedroom athlete Baby I'm not toilet trained I need to stretch you out I need to be restrained If you want quick service You better use a pump If you like hard wood You better use a stump