I Miss Her Beer

Lyrics for I Miss Her Beer

I woke up on the lawn I went in and she was gone She's the best I ever had She was good and I was bad I miss her beer She game me drugs she gave me cash Put my disease in her gash She was my spanking machine She was nice and I was mean I miss her beer Let me do just what I please As she brought me to my knees Left me swinging in the breeze She was pure I was a sleaze I miss her beer I woke up on the lawn I went in and she was gone She's the best I ever had She was good and I was bad I miss her beer Let me do just what I please As she brought me to my knees Left me swinging in the breeze She was pure I was a sleaze I miss her beer I saw my picture on a carton of milk And I laughed and thought I'm not lost I'm just sick I left my house and you beckoned me again With your earthquake ass, you know me The boys they smile and finger their clubs You nod your head I look away The shouts from the windows are loud and clear The whole world knows exactly what I am At night I'm sweating bullets I die a million times in my dreams, I don't know why