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Canned response: thank you [blank] for three hundred "Remarkably Better" cramped desks Atomized bedrooms no central air I love not wearing real pants these days My "Team Leader" jokes about me slacking off because i forgot to "CLOCK BACK IN AT 2:30" After I scarfed down a quarter pounder That was dropped off at my front door at 2:25 Brought to me by an endless chain of [insert quirky term for laborer here] Who also forgot to clock-in on time and who also don't like being called "slaaaaacker (:P)" Canned response: thank you [blank] for your feedback Canned response: kindly get off my back simone I'm having some IT issues sorry this google doc can't refresh fast enough Sorry there goes my KPI for the day I take full responsibility for my internet speed lag due to the rain Sorry i don't know what time it is in toronto I wonder if simone knows what it smells like in strathcona on a hot day She probably wouldn't like it Once a week we hold a 'team huddle' because 'powwow' is culturally insensitive and a 'meeting' is not "Remarkably Better" The culture is what keeps me here Oh yeah HQ is great If you ever get to go They have a drum kit unlimited free-snacks nap-rooms puppers doggos goo-goo gaa-gaa Click-click pause for notes Sorry [laugh-sweat emoji] Canned response: hi [blank], unfortunately we're not having fun yet :(