Piss Artist

Lyrics for Piss Artist

Oh my god, did I tell you about that one time that, like, I peed in a— in a glass jar, in, like, in a room full of my friends? We were just so fucked up, it was like, we were like— that was the night I met Selby! Dana was always my favorite party girl; she always knew how to party, have a party, be at a party. She was just the quintessential cool, cool girl. Beautiful curly hair. Don't-give-a-fuck attitude Uhhh, I don't know, we were just all hanging out in Dana's room, kind of pre-partying in her room before the party and... uh, the floor is on the bed... the floor is on the bed, is that what I said?! Hahahaha, oops! I don't know if I took my shirt off first out of the girls or something, but it was especially when... fuck. Oh, I'm so dumb, I can't fucking remember her name right now. Hottie with big tits and nipple piercings... um, Adam used to call her the emerald lady. I'm so rude, what's her name?! Once she took her shirt off, it was like, oh, everyone can take their shirt off. It's like, game's on Such a piss artist Just gettin' started We love to party Super naughty Such a piss artist Super naughty We love to party Just gettin' started That's it I had to— I had to— put the jar of piss in the toilet, which is really funny, 'cause it was already, like, in a jar. But yeah, once Dana found out I pissed in a jar in her room, she was like, uh no, uh, come with me to the bathroom, you must disperse of this information in the toilet. Could've just tossed it out in the backyard or something too, but she, like, made this whole point— it was like I was tossing a dead goldfish into the toilet. It was like I had to do a ceremony of putting my piss in the place where it belonged Such a piss artist Just gettin' started We love to party Super naughty Such a piss artist Super naughty We love to party Just gettin' started That's it