Pears for Lunch

Lyrics for Pears for Lunch

Ate eight bananas and i thought about a jog Legged it around the gaff and took my top off I look crap with my top off Spend my time watching Top Gear with my trousers down Covered in Sudocrem and talking to myself Garlic Curry Cheese Chips Digestive fingernails are sogging from your mug Looks like an Art Attack when tilted from a shelf I don't know what she wants Wish I was a wife I said this and I said that And I said this I said this I can't eat your pears for lunch I can't eat your pears for lunch I can't eat your pears for lunch Nice to meet you but if I said this and I said that I said this I said that Ate eight bananas and I thought about a jog Legged it around the gaff and took my top off I look crap with my top off Snorted a wasp and told them to eff off Oh wowowowowo Snorted a wasp and told them to eff off Oh wowowowowo