The Saga Of Sydney Spacepig

Lyrics for The Saga Of Sydney Spacepig

It's the year of the wah-wah monkey The female outstretched tongue And everybody else had a Volkswagen bug If you think this song is dumb Horrible Horley's in there on the run Knocking the musical skull To get the secret pig You can be a secret pig for the CIA A giant sneeze Here's your cue One, two, three, go! Of course if you space pig alone in the woods All this squealing won't do you no good You should listen to his oink like a space pig should He's an honest to oink ex-marine But he still says his prayers To a soul queen Now listen to his oink and scream "John Wayne!" Captain Humplepaw, space pig ex-marine Bustin' the wind Hope you get it now One more now Hook, holler, boom, bong, oink, pig, oink What's the tale of the brotherhood of the space pig Stiff, restless, patient, silly, doo-doo, bye Everybody home