Blue Bossa

Lyrics for Blue Bossa

"Shhh... Welcome back my dear children To the one and only Lausse The Cat Show! On narration back from the depths of hell itself Please give it up for the one and only; Tree Wizard!" "Hello Kids... I am more than delighted to be presenting to you here tonight Our second play titled; "The Mocking Stars!" Where we find our poor tattered cat..." Still cold Withered and heartless... Whispering to himself for yet Another sleepless night..." The autumn moon comes with haste and yawns through the night She haunts all my dreams with the humming of the dead I pop corks and caps to collapse without a fight But a whisper from a corps comes to spoon me in my bed (Hello) Crawl crawl, come close, come caress, come masseuse me I'm pally with the dead like I'm uzi To sleep sound, I should spoon a person more suited And fill em with stars till we're both sky high I flick through a flip phone to call a fine dame But the kittens tail flops like it's made of what is luffy It's hard to stay straight when the minds plagued with whispers And sights of the sun become as rare as a smile "Gommu Gommu no hard on", I put some fine garms on And leave to greet the moon with my finest feline eyes A thousand thoughts crawl through my head They whisper in a voice like the winds of the night "The boy is mad mad He's bad in his canvas It's stained with blood red And the devil's inside him!" I stroll through the town to seek silence And escape asylums and find souls madder than I am I find a bunch of mad cats sat outside Saino's Sipping Sangria on the sidewalk I find comfort and the silence I yearned As they scream some absurd shit and sing So I say to myself, see compared to thee "I'm not crazy, you guys are crazy Life is but a loop and I enjoy myself (You're a crazy cat) I'm not loopy it's just that I've not slept much in the last days I loathe my health I'm not crazy, you guys are crazy Life is but a loop and I enjoy myself I'm not loopy it's just that I've not slept much in the last days I loathe my health" (You are loopy...) (You certainly are!) "No I'm not" Reassured by the Hatters next to Saino's I set sail to sleep sound and send my soul to Z land I shut my sight and swam to slumber next to Nemo But sunk to the abyss and I got Hades as a host The dead hummed, it sent my sore soul slightly mad again I tried to count sheep and turn the scene as black as toast When the curtains closed I met again with Bathomet He sent me whispers like a willow in the wind Got my whiskers in a twist So I went to seek the alley cats for comfort that my pillow couldn't give And when our eyes met I strained a sigh so sublime That you wouldn't get the same had you yawned into a sieve They were sat in a ring by a fire in a bin Singing songs between sips of warm larger in a tin They sang songs of madness about how they'd hijack A ship filled with gin and sail the fucker straight to Mars I laughed and saw again that I was sane Seeing fully mad cunts put my issues to a shame I headed back home and left the hatters to their madness A sense of smug gladness had settled in my soul As I skipped home the autumn moon hung above my head The whispers of the dead had simmered down to a hum I waited for sleeps lips to come kiss my neck As I sung a little song to sink myself into slumber "I'm not crazy, you guys are crazy Life is but a loop and I enjoy myself (You're a crazy cat) I'm not loopy it's just that I've not slept much in the last days I loathe my health I'm not crazy, you guys are crazy Life is but a loop and I enjoy myself I'm not loopy it's just that I've not slept much in the last days I loathe my health" (La, la, la, la) "Ladies and gentlemen; The Mice..." "To his dismay, as he huddled in his quilt A white ray of dusty light made a puddle by his pillow case The night was spent with the shadows and the sins So the sand man had skipped him and gave him back his silhouette The yellow sun had slept sound and rose to yawn He stretched his long limbs through the canvas of the dawn He figured he ain't seen the sun smile since summer So he slipped out his cat-flap to light himself a cig." (What the fu...) "Kitten stopped dead as he stared in disbelief At the scene now displayed by the sun above the streets A thousand souls with their eyes glued to screens Where enslaved in the taxpayers rhythm of the week Their shadows were stitched to the souls of their feet They squealed like swine They queued in a line To sell their souls to the devil in a suit and a tie For a car and a holiday in Crete." The sad sight caused my sore soul To slip low inside me and shriek The mere thought of being swapped for Ryanair flights was frightening A whole soul's a big price to pay For a trip to a sandpit fit for a head needing hiding I'd like not to partake in mankind's disease So a dance with the Mad by a fire seems beguiling And watch earth's demise slip from under my feet As I prance under moonlight to blind me I smile and say "I'm not crazy, you guys are crazy Life is but a loop and I enjoy myself I'm not loopy it's just that I've not slept much in the last days I loathe my health I'm not crazy, you guys are crazy Life is but a loop and I enjoy myself (You're a crazy cat) I'm not loopy it's just that I've not slept much in the last days I loathe my health" (You're a crazy cat) (You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself...) "The rising Sun looked up at Lausse and said this..." "Come hither, cat" "Who, me?" "Yes, come here" "Uh, okay..." "Come closer, my friend" "What's up?" "Do you want to be rich?" "How Rich?" ""Rich" rich" "Dingle Berry Proof Rich?" "Yes" "Oil Painting On The Roof Rich?" "Yeeesss" "Paris Hilton, Bitch Poodle Rich?" "YeaAahs" "Ten-Step-Skin-Care routine Rich?!" "Yas bitch, yes" "Spare Time Playing On Nintendo Switch Rich?!" "Yeeeeeeeeeeeessslaybitchslay" "A Hundred Billion Pass Me The Keys To My Tesla Bitch Rich!" "YEAH you GO, you"