Space Cadet Cat

Lyrics for Space Cadet Cat

(I'm the lord of the bins) (I'm the prince of cats) (I am the moon) He's probably right anyways, there's not much to do here Yeah all the bombs and that, I think there's more funner places to go Yeah less scary places Everyone's gone mad these days We're all going to be like, like robots soon anyways My favorite meal is McDonalds (Alright alright) I think one mad robot will get the nuclear bomb password one day Yeah and like just drop it from so high up into the water And it's going to be so heavy it'll just drop right down into the center of the earth And it'll all just melt and be like one big supernova And the planes the planes will come The planes will come They'll come and they'll be painted jet black you won't see them in the night sky We'll only hear them it'll be like one big loud roar (Roaaaarr) And then, then I guess Just silence On a spaceship kitten sailed away to Mars He pushed a button bleep bleep Gaze in awe as it departs It soared and raged and roared an awful noise that tore the skies apart And formed a hole as large as what the kitten harboured in his heart With a crate of rhubarb gin a thousand cigs and his guitar The cat embarked towards the dots that shone so bright amidst the dark Well away from humankind their awful laws and their demands The kitten yearned to flee the scene and spend his night amongst the stars Ciao ciao to bella bye to foul smelling cellars All the ketted cinderellas and the bars He bid adieu to tax mortgage loans debts flats Gormless folks skets Clap and all that causes cats to scarper Farewell to failures the past and broken hearts Salut to war pollution politics To marriage kids and cars Bye to living life abiding by a law that wasn't asked for Kitten cursed the land below and left to lie amongst the stars Earth is old Earth is cold So I sailed away to Mars Life is gold life is gold Now I'm living with the stars Earth is old Earth is cold So I sailed away to Mars Life is gold life is gold Now I'm living with the stars Earth is old Earth is cold So I sailed away to Mars Life is gold life is gold Now I'm living with the stars Earth is old Earth is cold So I sailed away to Mars Life is gold life is gold Now I'm living with the stars And one two three and Kitten landed on his planet He stretched his limbs and whipped a chalice out He poured himself a drink and looked below His past abode was now surrounded in a thousand acid clouds Which gathered round to blanket Earth within a toxic layer of smoke He pressed a clipper to a blem Wiped a tear and whipped a mattress out his ship and weeped himself into a kip When he woke he rose and looked again below And saw the only home he knew erased And then he realised that that was it I recall when I would gaze towards the stars And wish to sail to them in hopes that shit would change and I'd be glad Now my furry ass is posed upon the planet they call Mars And yet I stare through tender eyes below to what I used to have Pas de pas en arrière Oui d'accord oui d'accord Je le sais c'est fini Mais ça m'rend si triste Pas de pas en arrière Oui d'accord oui d'accord Je le sais c'est fini Adieu Earth is old Earth is cold So I sailed away to Mars Life is gold life is gold Now I'm living with the stars Earth is old Earth is cold So I sailed away to Mars Life is gold life is gold Now I'm living with the stars Earth is old Earth is cold So I sailed away to Mars Life is gold life is gold Now I'm living with the stars Earth is old Earth is cold So I sailed away to Mars Life is gold life is gold Now I'm living with the stars Let's go The lonely cat wiped his face as a warm tear fell into his chalice It has followed me he hissed addressing his unhappiness Looking over his shoulder as if it were behind him But all he could see was the blood red landscape Where a lonesome silence echoed a reply With fear and madness as his only friends He threw his now salty gin to the ground And decided to dance