All I Want Is a Fighting Chance

Lyrics for All I Want Is a Fighting Chance

Wait a minute Ain't that Mrs. Jodie over there? Mrs. Jodie! (Yes?) You know, I'm like an old relative of yours I know you don't know me but Since I been going with your husband for the last past year and a half (What with my husband?) That would sorta, like, make us wives in-law You know what I mean? (Make us wives in-laws?) (Are you crazy? What's wrong with you?) (What the hell are you talking about?!) All I want is a fighting chance The rules of the game: To be fair Since all is fair in love and war It's war I do declare Call out your army, alert your navy Bring out your reserves and marines 'Cause I've alerted your man He's well-informed He's been attacked by my love machine 'Cause all I want is a fighting chance A fight it is going to be Give me an inch, I'll take a mile 'Cause you're dealing with TNT Get some TNT, I'm a bomb Your man has set off my time I'm gonna blow up his mind And burst all his heart And fill it with this love of mine 'Cause all I want is a fighting chance The war is already won All I need is a fighting chance 'Cause I'm the daughter of a son-of-a-gun All I want is a fighting chance A fight it is going to be Come on here, turn him over to me Give that man to me, yeah, yeah Give him over to me (Wow!)