I Constantly Thank God for Esteban

Lyrics for I Constantly Thank God for Esteban

Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction Forgive our sins Forged at the pulpit with forked tongues selling faux sermons Because I am a new wave gospel sharp, and you'll be thy witness So gentlemen, if you're gonna preach For God sakes, preach with conviction! Strike up the band! Whoa! The conductor is beckoning Come congregation, and let's sing it like you mean it No, don't you get it don't you get it? Now don't you move Strike up the band! Whoa! The conductor is beckoning Come congregation, and let's sing it like you mean it No, don't you get it don't you get it? Now don't you... move Just stay where I can see you Douse the lights! We sure are in for a show tonight In this little number, we are graced by two displays of character We've got: the gunslinger extraordinaire, a walking contradiction And I for one can see no blood From the hearts and the wrists you allegedly slit And I for one wont stand for this If the scene were a parish, you'd all be condemned Strike up the band! Whoa! The conductor is beckoning Come congregation, and let's sing it like you mean it No, don't you get it don't you get it? Now don't you move Strike up the band! Whoa! The conductor is beckoning Come congregation, and let's sing it like you mean it No, don't you get it don't you get it? Now don't, don't you... move Just stay where I can see you Douse the lights! We sure are in for a show tonight Just stay where I can see you Douse the lights! We sure are in for a show tonight Just stay where I can see you Douse the lights! La da ta ta, la da ta ta, la da ta ta... Strike up the band! Whoa! The conductor is beckoning Come congregation, and let's sing it like you mean it No, don't you get it don't you get it? Now don't you move Strike up the band! Whoa! The conductor is beckoning Come congregation, and let's sing it like you mean it No, don't you get it don't you get it? Now don't you... move Don't you move Don't you move! Strike up the band!