Sexistential

Lyrics for Sexistential

Fuck an app, I need me some IRL I'm on the clock, just gimme your ASL Fuck a plan B, baby, it's no big deal I'm already ten weeks in maternity Fuck a single mom, I'm not judgmental In my sweatpants and some juicy hentai Fuck a therapist, it's not mental I need philosophy, this shit is existential So I was about to go have a kid on my own And then my doctor said "Now, Robyn, who would be your dream donor?" Well, Adam Driver always did kind of give me a boner She's like, "Yeah, wasn't he great In 'Don't Mess With The Zohan'?" I-I-I like, I like to go out Wear something nice and push This shit is existential I like to go out Wear something nice and push It's existential Fuck an app Fuck a single mom Shit is existential Fuck a plan B, baby Fuck a therapist Shit is ex- I been on Raya while on IVF PTSD from all the tests Hormonal rants on IG Scrolling my feed while breastfeeding Spent too much on Etsy Expensive shit I don't need Bossy, bad, and boujee Like push, push, hold it, breathe I-I-I li-, I like to go out Wear something nice and push Shit is existential I like to go out Wear something nice and push It's existential My body's a spaceship with the ovaries on hyperdrive Got a whole universe inside that exists in between my thighs Do I have the consistent will to persist and finish this ride? My babymaker's got 20 in the clip, ready to fire Fuck an app Fuck a single mom Fuck a plan B, baby (Babymaker's, m-m-make-maker's) Fuck a therapist I like to go out Wear something nice and push Shit is existential I like to go out Wear something nice and push This shit is existential