The Throne of Agony

Lyrics for The Throne of Agony

Hello, operator, give me no man's land Collect call to no one at all Been yelling into an empty closet To the point of no return and no deposit Fiddlin' and watchin' while Rome boins A roll of the dice, the Woim Toins Hello, central, give me no man's land From a walking waste disposal unit A transfusion from me'd kill the faint of heart Alas, poor Yorick, I knew me well But I have been killin' my brain cell by cell It only takes a bullet to make the Woim Toin And this one's for you The toll is belling, the sign is telling Nose is running, feet are smelly Currently, less than a human wreck Gimme a break, start at the neck I rule my body from the throne of agony My conscience and constitution's naggin' me Clock up another tracheotomy Stab another dagger in a back o' me The dark gods boint my evil soul My brittle spirit's toint to coal I rule my body from the throne of agony The throne of agony Agony Chalk up another frozen pizza Choke up another thousand Marlboros Anything goes for them ordinary Joes They'll cut off your face to spite your nose I don't need to touch their toes To know I've already reached my all-time low Pacin' ruts in a carpet Eatin' up the wallpaper, crawlin' the walls Sick on the ceiling, dead in the head Shut the shutters I should have stayed in bed Complainin' 'bout my campaign against personal decency I got no excuses Rules wrapped in barbed wire Laced with busted glass Yeah, I'm the one who gave the sandwich to Mama Cass I rule my body from the throne of agony My conscience and constitution's naggin' me Clock up another tracheotomy Stab another dagger in a back o' me The dark gods boint my evil soul My brittle spirit's toint to coal I rule my body from the throne of agony The throne of agony The throne of agony Agony Stoke up and poke up my funeral pyre And watch my life flicker before your very eyes With no commercial breaks, no breaks No breaks (kill me, baby) Pour another glass of liquid clear King alcohol Drinkin' hard to not remember what I'd just as soon forget String around the finger, rope around the neck You always hate the one you love Time dies when you're having fun I'm gonna change my name I'm changin' trains (kill me, baby) I'm on the throne of agony Conscience is naggin' me Clock up another tracheotomy Stab another dagger in a back o' me The dark gods boint my evil soul My brittle spirit's toint to coal I rule my body from the throne of agony I rule my body from the throne of agony The throne of agony Agony, agony Agony, agony Agony, agony Agony