Frontier Psychiatrist

Lyrics for Frontier Psychiatrist

Is Dexter ill, is Dexter ill, is Dexter ill, is Dexter ill today Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school I'm afraid he's not Miss Fishborne Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel Dexter from the Entire public school system, oh Mr. Kirk I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's Truancy But surely, expulsion is not the answer I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer, it's the opinion of the Entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane That boy needs therapy Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy Purely psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy, lie down on the couch What does that mean? You're a nut You're crazy in the coconut What does that mean? That boy needs therapy I'm gonna kill you That boy needs therapy, play the kazoo Let's have it tune, on the count of Three, that, that, that, that, that boy Boy needs therapy He was white as a sheet, and he also made false teeth Avalanches is above Business continues below Did I ever tell you the story about Cowboys Bit, bit bitches and the indians and, Fron Frontier Psychiatrist I I felt strangely hypnotised I was in another world, a world of 20 Twenty thousand girls and milk Rectangles, to an optometrist The man with the golden eyeball, and tighten your buttocks Pour juice on your chin I promise my girlfriend I'd, the violin, violin, violin Frontier Psychiatrist Frontier, frontier, frontier Frontier Psychiatrist Frontier, frontier, frontier Frontier Psychiatrist Frontier, frontier, frontier Frontier Psychiatrist Frontier, frontier, frontier Frontier Psychiatrist That boy needs therapy Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy Purely psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy, lie down on the couch What does that mean? You're a nut You're crazy in the coconut What does that mean? That boy needs therapy, I'm gonna kill you That boy needs therapy, play the kazoo Let's have it tune, on the count of Three, that, that, that, that, that boy Boy needs therapy He was white as a sheet, and he also made false teeth Frontier Psychiatrist Can you think of anything else that talk Anything else that talks, other than a person? Uh oh, uh oh, a bird Yeah Sometimes a parrot talks Yes, some birds are funny when they talk Can you think of anything else? A record, record, record