Frontier Psychiatrist - Mario Caldato Jr's 85% Remix

Lyrics for Frontier Psychiatrist - Mario Caldato Jr's 85% Remix

Avalanches above, business continues below Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill today? Oh, Mr. Kirk, Dexter's in school I'm afraid he's not, Mrs. Fishbowl Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand The Baltimore County School Board has decided to Expel Dexter from the entire public school system Oh, Mr. Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's Truancy, but surely expulsion is not the answer I'm afraid expulsion's the only answer It is the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane That boy needs therapy Psychosomatic That boy needs therapy Purely psychosomatic That boy needs therapy Lie down on the couch What does that mean? You're a nut You're crazy in the coconut What does that mean? That boy needs therapy I'm gonna kill you That boy needs therapy Rat-a-ga-zoom, let's have a tune How about I count three? That boy needs therapy He was white as a sheet And he also made false teeth Did I ever tell you the story about cowboys and big Bitches and the Indians and what frontier psychiatrists I felt strangely hypnotized I was in another world, a world of twenty thousand girls And milk and rectangles Doin' a telepress The man with the golden eyeballs And Todd Novotny Poured juice on your chin And I promised my girlfriend I'd buy a violin Frontier psychiatrists Frontier, frontier, frontier Frontier psychiatrists Frontier, frontier, frontier Frontier psychiatrists Frontier, frontier, frontier Frontier psychiatrists That boy needs therapy Psychosomatic That boy needs therapy Purely psychosomatic That boy needs therapy Lie down on the couch What does that mean? You're a nut You're crazy in the coconut What does that mean? That boy needs therapy I'm gonna kill you That boy needs therapy Rat-a-ga-zoom, let's have a tune How about I count three? That boy needs therapy He was white as a sheet And he also made false teeth Frontier psychiatrists Can you think of anything that talks other than a person? A birdie Yeah, some birds are funny when they talk Can you think of anything else? A record