Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears

by The Locust

From the album: Plague Soundscapes

Duration: 0:41

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Lyrics for Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears

[Q:] If the aunt had balls she would be? [A:] Uh, the uncle. [Q:] And in more trouble than? [A:] A pregnant nun. So get a hole to hide in Or somehide to cover the hole Pig's Christmas parcel arrived Basically full of crap And others lil' treats. Awe, that little pig.