Brown‐Eyed Handsome Man

Lyrics for Brown‐Eyed Handsome Man

Arrested on charges of unemployment He was sittin' in the witness stand The judge's wife called up the district attorney She said, "Free that brown-eyed man If you want your job, you'd better free that brown eyed man" Flyin' across the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walkin' 'cross the sand She'd been walkin' 30 miles en route to Bombay To meet a brown-eyed handsome man Her destination was a brown-eyed handsome man Way back in history, three thousand years In fact, ever since the world began There's been a whole lotta good women sheddin' tears Over brown-eyed handsome men It's a lot of trouble with the brown-eyed handsome men Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind Between a doctor and a lawyer man Her mother told her, "Darling, go out and find Yourself a brown-eyed handsome man Just like your daddy, he's a brown-eyed handsome man" Marlo Venus was a beautiful lass She had the world in the palm of her hand She lost both her arms in a wrestling match To win a brown-eyed handsome man She fought and won herself a brown-eyed handsome man Two-three the count with nobody on He hit a high fly into the stand Roundin' third, he was headed for home It was a brown-eyed handsome man That won the game, it was a brown-eyed handsome man