Personality Goes A Long Way

Lyrics for Personality Goes A Long Way

Want some bacon? No, man, I don't eat pork Are you Jewish? No, I ain't Jewish I just don't dig on swine, that's all Why not? Pigs are filthy animals, I don't eat filthy animals Yeah, but bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal I ain't eatin' nothin' that ain't got Sense enough to disregard its own feces How 'bout the dog? Dog eats its own feces I don't eat dog either Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it definitely dirty But dogs got personality, personality goes a long way Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality He would cease to be a filthy animal, is that true? Well, we have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' mothafuckin' pig I mean, he have to be ten times more charmin' than That Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?