Pyramid of Health

Lyrics for Pyramid of Health

Hanging out with a camera down my throat They say my stomach's nearly fried from eating cigarettes for breakfast But if I follow seven easy steps I might avoid my death The pyramid of health So come on down, bring your sacrificial goat And don't forget to wear your feathers and your silly little necklace Get real high with the shrimp up in the sky And you'll no longer fear your death The pyramid of health Stood on a mountain, and I turned into dust Little green worm said it wasn't enough So he turned me back into a bag of meat Gave me a liquid from a nearby tree Said, "Drink this sludge and you'll see what I mean The pyramid of health is in everything" He turned me back into a bag of meat The pyramid of health is in everything Hanging 'round in desert on a boat Some guy's yelling in my ear about eating cactuses for breakfast And if I follow seven easy steps I'll see visions of my death The pyramid of health Stood on a mountain, and I turned into dust Little green worm said it wasn't enough So he turned me back into a bag of meat Gave me some liquor from a nearby tree Said, "Drink this sludge and you'll see what I mean The pyramid of health is in everything" So I looked up in the sky and I saw it clear The world we live in isn't shaped like a sphere It's the shape of a pyramid, or so I learned By the liquid I was given by the little green worm Stood on a mountain and I turned to dust Little green worm said it wasn't enough Stood on a mountain and I turned to dust