Ugly Boy Modeling Presents: Prettier Than Advertised

by Chris Crack & U.G.L.Y. Boy Modeling

Ugly Boy Modeling Presents: Prettier Than Advertised cover art
  • Type: Album
  • Released: 31 July 2026
  • Label: Self-Released
  • Country: United States
  • Length: 23:30
  • Community rating: 3.49/5 from 3 ratings

Album Notes & Community Reviews

Prolific Chicago rapper Chris Crack teams up with producer U.G.L.Y. Boy Modeling for the eccentric collaborative album 'Prettier Than Advertised'. The project is built on a foundation of soulful, sample-heavy production, allowing Crack to deliver his signature witty lyricism.

Genres

Descriptors: soulful, eccentric, sample-heavy, rap, satirical, underground, lo-fi, spoken-word

Tracklist

  1. Irresponsiblity Ain't No Coincidence (1:48)
  2. Blind Sex Is Just A Glory Hole Essentially (1:18)
  3. Stress Is Caused By Caring What They Think (1:05)
  4. 5 Heads On A Joint Is Drug Abuse (1:13)
  5. What Doesn't Kill You Wants To Be Friends (1:43)
  6. America Don't Learn From History Cause They Lie About It (1:35)
  7. Kids Don't Look Up To Rappers Nomore (1:17)
  8. Distractions Usually Help Me Focus (1:45)
  9. Russia's Fake Moon Landing Was Better Than Our Fake Moon Landing (1:46)
  10. Social Media Is Teaching Women To Reject Masculine Men (1:08)
  11. Not Losing My Virginity Until I Win A Grammy (1:28)
  12. How You A Life Coach, And This Your First Time Living (1:41)
  13. Why Do Michael Jackson Impersonators Always Pick The White One (1:30)
  14. Young Hoes Don't Even Got Baking Soda In Their Refrigerator's (1:32)
  15. My Weed Man Got A Reward System (1:11)
  16. For All My White Fans When They're Alone (1:21)

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