Clinical Colostomy

Lyrics for Clinical Colostomy

Stainless steel doors burst open A gurney wheeling a flatulent cadaver Abbreviated salutations muted by the stench By the stench Horrified nurses scatter Foul human cess seeps Punctuating the smell Of acrid colonic contents Colonical Numbed by the reek Prepare for surgery Internal horror revealed With a blast from the asscheek Rumbling restless ass inflicts post-mortal vengeance Tell-tale dung marks across the operating table Eyes see shit, decorating the tools Hygenic practices scrapped by this foul odour The ribcage opens A smell comes to the face Brown stained lungs oozing feces Regurgitation ensues Disbelieving doctors form theories Manure, in puddles From a human sewer An unbelievable reek should have drained From his pooper Gasses build up pressure Causing an ominous rumble from within A ghastly turn of events Leaves them all shit-stained, shocked and chagrined Stainless steel doors open Yet in the other way Frenetic surgeons are fleeing This coprophagic mess Numbed by the reek Prepare for surgery Internal horror revealed With a blast from the asscheek A gruesome ending To a tale of coprophagic grandeur The art of forensic scatology Had to be endured A bacteriological manifestation Which leaves no doubt Infesting bystanders With this methane gargling disease