The Mephitic Conundrum

Lyrics for The Mephitic Conundrum

Malodorous, I defecate and consume! The mephitic conundrum A walking heap, colonic mystique, gathering of shit Walking human methane bomb, ready to extinct The common cancer known as man, Answering the greatest riddle of all: "How much poop is too much poop?" About 5 billion of them all! Threading, ridding, killing, maiming Threading, ridding, killing, maiming As we destroy the world, turn it into a heap of shit Threading, ridding, killing, maiming Threading, ridding, killing, maiming As we destroy the world, our fecal playing ground Malodorous, we propagate and consume! The mephitic conundrum A walking heap, colonic mystique, gathering of shit Walking human methane bomb, ready to extinct The common cancer known as man, Answering the greatest riddle of all: "How much poop is too much poop?" About 5 billion of them all! Threading, ridding, killing, maiming Threading, ridding, killing, maiming As we destroy the world, turn it into a heap of shit Threading, ridding, killing, maiming Threading, ridding, killing, maiming As we destroy the world, our fecal playing ground We will never know peace! I am mesmerized that we are all still living A steaming pile, the human excrement With intestinal fortitude I am forced to digest, The purulent crud that forms your carbon print Greedily amassing, by greed unsurpassing You're all connaiseurs of rot Malodorous, we propagate and consume! The mephitic conundrum A walking heap, colonic mystique, gathering of shit Walking human methane bomb, ready to extinct The common cancer known as man, Answering the greatest riddle of all: "How much poop is too much poop?" About 5 billion of them all! Are you unhappy?