Highschool Football Hero/ Man In A Suitcase (Hidden Track)

by AFI

From the album: Answer That and Stay Fashionable

Track 15 of 15 on Answer That and Stay Fashionable (1995).

Duration: 15:02

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Lyrics for Highschool Football Hero/ Man In A Suitcase (Hidden Track)

I wanna be a high school football hero With an S.A.T. score less than zero I wanna try to drink my weight in beer-o I wanna be a high school football hero I wanna score a touchdown so I can score after the game I don't care about my future 'cause it is just another day I'll rush for forty yards And drink four forties later on I'm done with This brunette someone pass me another blonde I wanna be a high school football hero With an S.A.T. score less than zero I wanna try to drink my weight in beer-o I wanna be a high school football hero Coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with 'roids I've gotta get my rest so I can Party with the boys My brain is upside-down, so I'm just a little slow I'll change my name to Bubba So that everyone will know I wanna be a high school football hero With an S.A.T. score less than zero I wanna try to drink my weight in beer-o I wanna be a high school football hero Yeah! I wanna be a high school football hero With an S.A.T. score less than zero I wanna try to drink my weight in beer-o Oh! I wanna be a high school football hero I wanna be a high school football hero Hike! Hang on everybody, we're gonna run out of tape soon Here it comes Any moment, now No hang on I was wrong, it's gonna be about

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