The Saga of Jesse Jane

Lyrics for The Saga of Jesse Jane

I'm in jail in a Texas town In my sister's wedding gown I drive a truck all night long Listening to Judy Garland songs Now I'm locked behind bars of steel I was just looking for a happy meal I park my rig and I went inside They've never seen such a pretty bride Jesse Jane, are you insane? Or are you just a normal guy Who dresses like a butterfly Jesse Jane I paid my bill and I turned around Facing every red neck in that one horse town His face was red. His fist was clenched He threw his coke and he got me drenched Jesse Jane, are you insane? Or are you just an average Joe Looking for a fashion show Jesse Jane Well, I guess that was the final straw I pulled a pistol from my Wonderbra I killed him dead. I killed 'em all And they finally caugh me in the bathroom stall And now I'm doing ten to life But I'll tell you one thing, Bubba Someday I'm gonna make someone in here A hell of a wife Jesse Jane, are you insane? Or are you just a average guy Who dresses like a butterfly Jesse Jane Jesse Jane, are you insane? Or are you just a Peter Pan Looking for his Neverland Jesse Jane