Fantasy Man
by Alice Cooper
From the album: Dragontown
Track 5 of 12 on Dragontown (2001).
Duration: 4:05
Lyrics for Fantasy Man
I don't drink tea Or white chablis I sit around and watch TV Don't send flowers Or take showers But I'll be there to pull your weeds Oh, yeah I dont read books I dont french cook Or stroll around in galleries I hate opera I hate Operah Don't fill my head with poetry You just want to squeeze my masculinity Why can't you leave it alone? Hey, hey I ain't gonna' change Hey, hey don't you love me this way Hey, hey I am what I am So please understand I'm not your fantasy man I don't do dishes And I'm suspricious Of any grown up man does I'm homophobie Don't do aerobics Just lay around and catch a buzz You just want to squeeze my masculinity Why can't you leave it alone? Hey, hey I ain't gonna' change Hey, hey don't you love me this way Hey, hey I am what I am So please understand I'm not your fantasy man Say hey, hey, hey, hey You just want to squeeze my masculinity Why can't you leave it alone? Hey, hey I ain't gonna' change Hey, hey don't you love me this way Hey, hey I am what I am So please understand I'm not your fantasy man