Off With Her Tits

Lyrics for Off With Her Tits

Stubborn Aphrodite, you got me in the tits I thought I was an alien, found out I was a twit My body is a prison, but how can I escape? Doesn't matter what I do, I'm filled up with a hate Go take the piss, I'm flat with a wit, not soft, full of shit Now off with her tits Off with her tits Off with her tits Off with her tits One day out of nowhere my chest began to rise He noticed in the shower said he liked it, and I cried I'll never be a lady, why make me feel a fool? Take this flesh and suck it out, and stop the ridicule Stop the ridicule, stop the ridicule Go take the piss, I'm flat with a wit, not soft, full of shit Now off with her tits Off with her tits I gotta fix this one a little bit, or I'll throw a fit Now off with her tits Off with her tits Off with her tits Off with her tits Got me in the tits Then I called the doctor, said, "Miss, what can you do?" She told me she'd cut them off, I said, "Sign me up for June" (yeah) I went to the teller, took out 10K in cash She said, "Bitch, are you joking? I wish I had that rack" Stop the ridicule, stop the ridicule Go take the piss, I'm flat with a wit, not soft, full of shit Now off with her tits Off with her tits (oh, yeah) I gotta fix this one little bit, or I'll throw a fit Now off with her tits Off with her tits And being this thick, it makes me sick, I wanna be a stick Now off with her tits Off with her tits Off with her tits Off with her tits Off with her tits Off with her tits Off with her tits Yeah, ah Yeah, yeah Wanna be parallel (off with her tits) (Ah, yeah) Wanna be parallel I'm gonna be parallel (Off with her tits)