Walker, Texas Corpse

by Anal Cunt

From the album: Defenders of the Hate

Track 8 of 11 on Defenders of the Hate (2001).

Defenders of the Hate cover art

Lyrics for Walker, Texas Corpse

Your characters supposed to be 40 But you have to be at least 80 The make-up department should win an emmy For making people think your alive [Chorus:] Chuck Norris- you're really fucking old You're the worst singer I have ever heard You're even worse than I am You should be climbing out of a grave While you sing the fucking theme song [Chorus] You look like you just got embalmed And were shopping for a coffin Your partner looks fucking stupid Being black and wearing a cowboy hat

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