Cop Song

by Arab on Radar

From the album: Rough Day at the Orifice

Track 3 of 18 on Rough Day at the Orifice (1998).

Duration: 2:00

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Lyrics for Cop Song

And this plumber goes into a bowling alley looking for trouble He does not go anywhere without his plunger and pocketknife He spots his first opponent and calls him a greasy worm And without warning whacks him in the mouth with the plunger "Hey, start picking your teeth" Where the greasy worm intends on getting his tire iron The plumber repeats "hey, start picking your teeth" And the plumber starts stabbing him in the leg with his pocketknife And starts picking up his teeth and starts throwing them at the other Bowlers

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