Errant Dog

by Ben Folds

From the album: Way to Normal

Track 7 of 12 on Way to Normal (2008).

Duration: 2:24

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Lyrics for Errant Dog

Have you seen that dog? I've got to get him back I had him tied to a tree but he keeps getting out He's probably running loose with the bitches And when I catch him I'll give him some stiches Oh I love him so much Aw that stupid bitch is mine Errant dog, Errant dog They're talking down at the spa, now the word is out Goddamn I look like a Jew when he goes running around I'm gonna take him on court TV And show the world what he's done to me Oh, I'll drag his ass back home back where his ass belongs Errant dog Errant dog He's my everything, He means the world to me He's my hopes and dreams, fundable property Sometimes I wonder why I put up with his shit If I could I would become a lesbian I know I said dead or alive but dead is really fine Just bring him here, Ciao Errant dog Errant dog Errant dog End

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