Geography Teacher

by CMAT

From the album: If My Wife New I'd Be Dead

Track 10 of 16 on If My Wife New I'd Be Dead (2022).

Duration: 3:54

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Lyrics for Geography Teacher

I feel so rock 'n' roll, but I look like a secondary geography teacher And carry myself like a delicatessen ham, oh But love was my religion, now I'm a passionate non-believer I hate how nothing ever goes to plan, oh I feel so Anna Karina, but my body is behind the camera I've dreamt about being thin in another's hands, oh My life is the Mona Lisa turned to a paper game of Hangman I hate how nothing ever goes to plan, oh I feel so up and down about my position as a planet person I wanna move far away from all I know My life isn't adding up to what my abacus is clearly showing I hate how nothing ever goes to plan But I can't be too bitter, I've been making friends With the lady I saw in the camera lens Who everybody thinks of, everybody likes But I can't look in the mirror, I can't make amends With the lady I saw in the camera lens Who told me I was special, told me like a lie I'm a let-down girl and the reason why is 'cause I feel so rock 'n' roll, but I look like a secondary geography teacher And carry myself like a delicatessen ham, oh Love was my religion, now I'm a passionate non-believer I hate how nothing ever goes to plan, oh I hate how nothing ever goes to plan, ooh I hate how nothing ever goes to plan

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