How We Met

Lyrics for How We Met

Out the dungeon of brain-pain, I came With the sell-a-lot plot from the megawatt mainframe With a suit made of electricity I ran through the Great Wall of China convincingly That was after the world tour When I travelled through gravel and battled matter at the Earth's core I did the show on a fireball, a pioneer Ran into the jungle and jetted wearing a lion's ear I fought fear with the hammer Thor lent me And tangled with the angel of death for four centuries Put a name plate on the asteroid belt And I ran through the future with an android's help That's when civilians were made of metal I received the coronation 'cause I had the last flower petal My powers settled the clash between races And put good people on the magazine faces Substituted television scandals where elephants and pandas Tell 'em it's the elegant commando With a hand so big, I punched a Sphinx in the nose And the nose decomposed and so the story goes I slapped a 40-O out of a young man's hand And fed him lessons of life to formulate a plan I wore the prime of meridian as a wristband And he gave away my riches, but I still remained the rich man The quicksand I withstood for good As I hopped a dragonfly to outer space and met Count Bass