Reynard the Fox

Lyrics for Reynard the Fox

Women dressed in red, be wary Red is the uniform of tarts At night, the men on crack and drink turn scary And will drag you to the ground as soon as fart Oh, Reynard the fox likes the cock's red hat John Bull sees red and it drives him mad Scarlet wore red as she tumbled down the stair No one trusts a cunt with red hair The tart wears red, that's her uniform It lets men know that her breast is warm Little Billy Bull at the back of the form Wishes Mistress Ready would take over from his mum And the red rose attracts The night-flying worm Oh, Reynard the fox likes the cock's red hat John Bull sees red and it drives him mad Scarlet wore red as she tumbled down the stair No one trusts a cunt with red hair "I'm sorry," said the judge to Petunia "But your skirt was too short and made of red In fact, I'm astonished that it didn't happen sooner I sentence you to five years in bed" Oh, women dressed in red, be wary Red is the uniform of tarts You might as well go outside in your narries Or have a red A fastened to your heart Oh, Reynard the fox likes the cock's red hat John Bull sees red and it drives him mad Scarlet wore red as she tumbled down the stair No one trusts a cunt with red hair Yeah, Reynard the fox!