This is Canon Now

Lyrics for This is Canon Now

What's up? What's up? (CZARFACE!) Bottom line, I'm only human, that's the deal I want powers but I'm not a superhero, so I steal Yo, assemble your Avengers, If I want it, I'ma take it Jacked Iron Man for his suit and left him stark naked See, I'm a kleptomaniac, The Prowler I confess I got sticky fingers like Spider-Man, so I don't rest And I never freeze, I took the herb from Black Panther Left Asgard ass out when I shoplifted Thor's hammer I'm good for thieving like I'm Peter Quill even Took his Walkman and jet, Get out his (CZARFACE!) cassette What should I do next? Something good? Something bad? A bit of both? I grand theft auto'd the Milano, It was close Then I got the Quinjet, 'fore I was even in yet Scott Lang couldn't hang, I chin-checked an insect Thanos tried to take me out, he should've gone for the dome That's a five finger discount for six stones, listen What's up? (I'll call the police, do that) What's up? (Steal) Then I hit 'em off, I got the (I'll call the police, do that) If you doubt my word, test me Who's your favorite superhero? (Batman, why?) Well 'cause I be out in Gotham, I be robbin' him and robbin' Robin Anyone can get it, when I pay them a visit Hugh Jack' Wolverine for his claws 'fore they could stick it (No!) Pacifist? Nah, put Danny Rand past the fist I had to grip a couple shields, both Cap's and Nick's The cracks and bricks, gotta say a shout to Jack Kirby Cause it's actually a jack move and I jacked his shit Yeah, my plan bulletproof like Luke Cage skin And I left Deathstroke alone cause Deadpool robbed him (Slade!) You seen the Fantastic Four, I didn't hurt them I just took every copy of every movie they made and burned 'em Hey, Kevin Feige, well I got ya, listen real quick (Kevin?) By the time you hear this, there better be this epic Reed Richards, Sue Richards, Human Torch and Thing flick Listen man, I steal, I'd even rob the Man of Steel Last shot, I wanted cash, I just took a speed So I was crazy fast when I jacked Groot for weed (Well done) Punisher ran his nine, Silver Surfer ran his shine And dare I say Daredevil, I robbed his ass blind Then I hit 'em off, I got the whole force They look the other way and let the streets get chose Then I hit 'em off (Black Panther) Fou-fou-fours, They look the other way and let the streets get chose (The city) Then I hit 'em, then I hit 'em, then I hit 'em Hey what are you doing around this ice cream shop, donkey?