Advice From Christmas Past

by Dead Kennedys

From the album: Plastic Surgery Disasters

Track 1 of 22 on Plastic Surgery Disasters (1982).

Duration: 0:55

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Lyrics for Advice From Christmas Past

Why are such a stupid asshole? Would you really like to know? Well, pay your fee, remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey Be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird Life can be perfect, people can be trusted Someday, I will fall in love, a nice quiet home of my very own Free from all pain, happy and having fun all the time It never happened, did it?

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