Advice From Christmas Past
by Dead Kennedys
From the album: Plastic Surgery Disasters
Duration: 0:55
Lyrics for Advice From Christmas Past
Why are such a stupid asshole? Would you really like to know? Well, pay your fee, remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey Be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird Life can be perfect, people can be trusted Someday, I will fall in love, a nice quiet home of my very own Free from all pain, happy and having fun all the time It never happened, did it?