Eunuch Boy

by Descendents

From the album: Everything Sucks

Track 12 of 16 on Everything Sucks (1996).

Duration: 0:19

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Lyrics for Eunuch Boy

Eunuch boy, eunuch boy Thought a lawnmower was another toy Don't laugh at him 'cause he can't piss straight He can't even masturbate Got no gonads, only two sockets Got no bulge in his pockets Eunuch boy, eunuch boy Thought a lawnmower was another toy Can't even make it through a day of school They try to stomp his shriveled tool It must suck to know you'll never fuck

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