St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

by Frank Zappa

From the album: Apostrophe (‘)

Track 3 of 9 on Apostrophe (‘) (1974).

Duration: 01:50

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Lyrics for St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

Yes indeed, here we are! At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast Where I stole the mar-juh-reen An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine I saw a handsome parish lady Make her entrance like a queen Why she was totally chenille And her old man was a Marine As she abused a sausage pattie And said why don't you treat me mean? (Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, ooh) At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast (Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!) Where I stole the mar-juh-reen Saint Alfonzo Saint Alfonzo Saint Alfonzo Saint Alfonzo Oo-oo-wah

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