Jewish Princess

Lyrics for Jewish Princess

I want a nasty little Jewish Princess (la-la-la) With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses (wee-ohh) A horny little Jewish Princess With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma (phh) Lonely inside Well, she can swallow my pride I need a hairy little Jewish Princess (la-la-la) With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes (wee-ohh) I want a steamy little Jewish Princess (shh) With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums I don't want no troll I just want a Yemenite hole I want a darling little Jewish Princess (la-la-la) Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking (wee-ohh) A vicious little Jewish Princess To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin' All up inside I just want a Princess to ride Awright, back to the top, everybody twist I want a funky little Jewish Princess (la-la-la) A grinder, a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper A brazen little Jewish Princess (hey-oh) With Titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits She can even be poor So long as she does it with four on the floor (Vapor-lock) I want a dainty little Jewish Princess (la-la-la) With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters A fragile little Jewish Princess With Roumanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies For two or three nights Won't someone send me a Princess who bites Won't someone send me a Princess who bites Won't someone send me a Princess who bites Won't someone send me a Princess who bites