Don't Eat The Yellow Snow (Single Version)

Lyrics for Don't Eat The Yellow Snow (Single Version)

Dreamed I was an Eskimo (Bo-bo-da-da-da-da-bo-bo-da-da) Frozen wind began to blow (Bo-bo-da-da-da-da-bo-bo-da-da) And my mama cried (Oo-oo-oo) And my mama cried (Nanook a-no-no) (Nanook a-no-no) Don't be a naughty Eskimo (Bo-bo-da-da-da-da-bo-bo-da-da) Watch out where the huskies go And don't you eat that yellow snow Watch out where the huskies go And don't you eat that yellow snow Right about that time, people A fur trapper, who was strictly from commerical (Strictly commercial) Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (Peekaboo-oo-oo-oo) And he started in to whipping on my favorite baby seal With a lead filled snow shoe That got me just about as evil as an Eskimo boy could be So I bent down and I reached down and I scooped down And I gathered up a generous mitten full of the deadly (Yellow snow) The deadly yellow snow from right there where the huskies go Whereupon I proceeded to take that Mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals And rub it all into his beady little eyes With a vigorous circular motion Hitherto unknown to the people of this area But destined to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology Here it goes now, the circular motion Rub it! (Here Fido) (Here Fido) And then in a fit of anger, I I pounced And I pounced again Great googly-boogly! Well he was very upset, as you can understand And rightly so because The deadly yellow snow crystals had deprived him of his sight And he stood up and he looked around And he said Well-well-well-well No-no I can't see No-no-no-no-no-no I-I can't-I can't-I can't-I can't He took a dog doo snow cone and stuffed in my right eye He took a dog doo snow cone and stuffed in my other eye And the husky wee-wee I mean the doggy wee-wee Has blinded me And I can't see Temporarily