Roller Derby Queen

Lyrics for Roller Derby Queen

Gonna tell you a story that you won't believe But I fell in love last Friday evenin' With a girl I saw on a bar room TV screen Well I was just gettin' ready to get my hat When she caught my eye and I put it back And I ordered myself a couple o' more shots and beers The night that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen (Round 'n' round, oh round 'n' round) The meanest hunk o' woman That anybody ever seen Down in the arena She is a five foot six and two fifteen A bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean She knew how to knuckle And she knew how to scuffle and fight And the roller derby program said That she were built like a 'fridgerator with a head The fans called her "Tuffy" But all her buddies called her "Spike" You know the night that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen (Round 'n' round, oh round 'n' round) The meanest hunk o' woman That anybody ever seen Down in the arena Round 'n' round, go round 'n' round Round 'n' round, go round 'n' round Round 'n' round Well I could not help it but to fall in love With this heavy-duty woman I been speakin' of Things looked kind of bad Until the day she skated into my life Well she might be nasty she might be fat But I never met a person who would tell her that She's my big blonde bomber My heavy handed Hackensack mama The night (you know) that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen (Round 'n' round, oh round 'n' round) The meanest hunk o' woman That anybody ever seen Down in the arena Round 'n' round, go round 'n' round Round 'n' round, go round 'n' round Round 'n' round Round 'n' round, go round 'n' round Round 'n' round, go round 'n' round Round 'n' round Round 'n' round, go round 'n' round Round 'n' round, go round 'n' round Round 'n' round