The Time We Faced Doom (Skit)

Lyrics for The Time We Faced Doom (Skit)

When this reporter babe get here She gon' be on our tip, man You know she gon' wanna write about me and my man here All kind of long articles and stuff Flash Message Top Secret Ultra Yeah, and when she does, and she puts his picture in the paper That's gonna be the end, secret exposed His face, for everyone to see man, that's the wack, you know Ears Only Yo, man, what the fuck you talkin' 'bout, man? This is gon' get my man big fame, man, cash money too Arrange Temporary Transfer This Agency Yo, but what about money? Yeah If I do this interview, will, you know, will I get paid for it? Metal Face DOOM Your Concurrence in the Above Is Assumed Hell yeah, man! You gon' get G money--! Yo, where do you get your information from? "He's gonna get paid"? You don't get paid for an interview and shit Notify MF, KMD, GYP, CM Effective Immediately You don't get paid for that Yeah, he'll come out in it–but he's not gonna get money Yeah, but that's true, what he said, man I don't–I don't want my picture in the papers, man Look, man, I know how the publicity machine works Top Secret Ultra End of Message You're gonna get cash money for this You might not get the money, like, right now But you gon' have money like Barry White, man! You can do all kind of crazy shit you wanna do When you get this publicity, man Um, huh... Now, who will be the first to tell me of a past adventure? I ain't sayin' nothing Why don't you tell him about the time we faced Doom? Alright! Well, as I remember Doom had threatened the world leaders With destruction of every major city on Earth {*Telephone Rings*}(9223607) Headquarters! Good evening! Would you believe it? It's Doom on the phone! What's on your evil mind? Hold your insulting tongue and mark my words well I have plotted my revenge on you Now I shall have it! Bid farewell to your friends! Doom hates us all, but in his warped mind He has a personal score to settle with me Operation: Doomsday