Scotch

Lyrics for Scotch

And this is my pledge Whenever I hear those rumors I'll scotch them right away When evil words are spread about you Words swinish and numerous I'll leap from the ledge I'll conquer those who would doubt you I'll swoop and scotch And bring you a bright new day I will scotch I'll unbesmirch From the shadows I will lurch I will scotch Unsully your name You'll never be the same There's a joker ahead who means to bring pain I bring the force of the sun and he's a small stain A pack of wandering dogs who brim with pure hate They dare to speak against you and they're dead, they're dead, they're... I will scotch Revoke the bad Slanderers will wish they never had Exhibited such bias towards disdain They'll never be the same I will scotch I'll unbesmirch From the shadows I will lurch I will scotch Unsully your name You'll never be the same And when I return to my room I'll sob and sob and sob in my tiny room gloom Who is there to protect me? Where is my shining knight? And heat up pork and beans and sob 'til morning's light I will scotch Honor restore Those who'd defy me I'll implore To cast away words that defame They'll never be the same I will scotch I'll unbesmirch From the shadows I will lurch I will scotch Unsully your name You'll never be the same