I'm Like Howard Stern

Lyrics for I'm Like Howard Stern

I'm like Howard Stern, devour you verbally Like a powerful attorney leave a coward burn internally King of All Media, whip my dick out and piss on you Wicked when I kick it Look me up on Wikipedia I'm like Howard Stern, devour you verbally Like a powerful attorney leave a coward burn internally King of All Media, whip my dick out and piss on you Wicked when I kick it My weiner's got an itch for a snobby bitch Something only an Angelina blowjob can fix She got the lips made for slobbing dicks Brad Pitt got it made Make her eat shit off a plate Then chop her clit off on some Bobbitt shit Titallating Kate Middleton Rumor is she got a tumor make her gimme brains It's terribly vital to stab a pool stick Up Paula Abdul's culo like Abner I'm America's Idol Fuck Michael and his pedophile girl behavior Conrad Murray did every child in the world a favor If he was living he'd be taking Justin Bieber's nookie Stacy Kiebler's pussy Taste like Kiebler's Cookies She's Italian but I'll put some Hebrew in Snookie Sookie Sookie now when I dookie Gibson should play a Holocaust victim slaughtered (I'll put my Jewish dick in your daughter!) Kim Kardashian's a relationship car crash Her gargantuan ass Bite it like a tarantaula Smack it with a spatula Stick a gun in let the gat go blast And dispose of it like yard trash Kristen Stewart, I insist that we do it Fist you with a pistol Make you chew it then drink piss fluid Make her choke on fat balls Poke a hole in Nicole from the Pussycat Dolls Whitney went beserk on a packed flight Cuz she can't find a crack pipe Free Hinkley and Manson Let them out the damn cage I wanna see both of these guys go on a rampage. Michelle Obama gives head like Belladonna She looks like a female gazelle cross-bred with Michael's llama Megan Fox is begging for cocks Ill get her pregnant, spread her legs and hatch the eggs in a box