Stories of the Almost Dead

Lyrics for Stories of the Almost Dead

Almost dead You tell 'em Almost dead You tell 'em Almost dead You tell 'em Yeah Stories of the almost dead Homie almost got bodied For his foul words While bent caught a kitchen knife In his heart valve Insert a stent Blade moving to the beat Failed murder attempt F*cked around with someone disturbed Converted to Satan Inverted pent Ya life revolved around crime And never evolved until you got Popped with the revolver Thinking sh*t's sweet like halva Almost got eaten by larva If the surgeons didn't study The vena cava You'd be a cadaver Half naked c*nt Walking the streets shaking ya rump Intoxicated drunk Not looking when you cross traffic Hit by an inebriated chump Chopped off ya leg on the sidewalk A designer decapitated Pump a lacerated stump You lay slump You needed to lose weight Well that's a big chunk Cannibals would eat that for lunch Let Jusud into ya life Now and live as a humble gimp As opposed to a dead c*nt Still got your camel toe in the front You were Almost dead You tell 'em Almost dead You tell 'em Almost dead You tell 'em Almost dead Almost dead You tell 'em Almost dead You tell 'em Almost dead You tell 'em Almost dead You robbed some crackheads They want their sh*t back You'll get back Slapped and cracked With a stick in the front and back of ya skull cap For taking their capsules You little *sshole Vagrants with dirty fragrance Down to murder over a glass bowl Vandals kicking ya grill in sandals Keeping it vile Treating you like a mom beating a disobedient child Meat tenderized Human schnitzel grill Mushed in you got your sh*t pushed in Almost got ya kangol severed Practically dangling like Bojangles The blade hit you at a unique angle Lucky it didn't cut the carotid putrid They were able to suture it You got a future kid next time Just shoot this kid Your life isn't worth the price of ya goods That's why you got sliced in the hood as trife As they could It amazes me what the human body Can live through Razor invasions to ya skin Abrasions, concussions, contusions You lucky cousin Almost dead You tell 'em Almost dead You tell 'em Almost dead You tell 'em Almost dead Almost dead You tell 'em Almost dead You tell 'em Almost dead You tell 'em Almost dead