The Playboy Channel

by Negativland

From the album: Escape From Noise

Track 5 of 18 on Escape From Noise (1987).

Duration: 1:33

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Lyrics for The Playboy Channel

Supposing you're watching the Playboy Channel... ("Ooooh yes! Oh...") And it's just about time for them to have an orgasm... ("...Oh! Oh! Harder! Oh! Oh! I think I'm gonna explode! Oh! Oh!...") When all of a sudden... Wham. The horrible noise comes in, and completely destroys your orgasm on The Playboy Channel. ("Oh yes!") There it goes again. (YEAH!) That awful interference, wrecking your orgasm On the Playboy Channel. (YEAH!) You've called the cable TV company six times. ("oh oh oh oh oh o H...") Each time the technician comes out, he can't fix the problem. He is fired. ("flush.") Wham! (YEAH!) That sound is more important than you are. That sound is more (YEAH!) important than your entire life. And it will stop you from having an orgasm... on the Playboy Channel. (YEAH!)

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More from Escape From Noise

  1. Announcement
  2. Quiet Please
  3. Michael Jackson
  4. Escape from Noise
  5. The Playboy Channel
  6. Stress in Marriage
  7. Nesbitt's Lime Soda Song
  8. Over the Hiccups
  9. Sycamore
  10. Car Bomb
  11. Methods of Torture
  12. Yellow Black and Rectangular
  13. Backstage Pass
  14. Christianity Is Stupid
  15. Time Zones
  16. You Don't Even Live Here
  17. The Way of It
  18. Endscape