Man Without a Gland

Lyrics for Man Without a Gland

Here I sit inside a trap Of ugly girls who kiss I could use a plain escape To rid myself of this Please forget what's happening And wind your watch And burn your calendar It would not appear so bad If I were sound asleep Maybe what I need Is an affair with horny sheep All these girls, they smell so bad I'd like to cut my nose off just today Wish I was a man without a gland Just an organ player in a band Me and misery, they must go hand in hand If I choose to scissor off My precious bag of wealth Will I be alright or Will I die for mental health I don't want to urinate Without a way to guide it to the bowl Wish I was a man without a gland Just an organ player in a band Me and misery, they must go hand in hand I just used a razor blade To sever off a thumb Throw it to that awful girl Who thought she wanted some Everything is red and dim Where is the thread and needle When I need it? Everything is red and dim Where is the thread and needle When I need it? Everything is red and dim Where is the thread and needle When I need it? Everything is red and dim Where is the thread and needle When I need it? My nephew You see I need you You understand? I love you