Bird Tutorial

by Sidney Gish

From the album: No Dogs Allowed

Track 1 of 13 on No Dogs Allowed (2017).

Duration: 01:14

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Lyrics for Bird Tutorial

Teaching a parakeet to talk is fun Teaching a-a-a-a parakeet to talk is fun The old method took time This record was specially designed to teach (to teach) Any of these parakeets to talk Any of these parakeets to talk Using a scientific method that is hard hard to learn A carefully trained voice A scientific voice Repeats (repeats) over and over and over Same words, the same phrase Same words In the future For the next few seconds this record will be silent Then begins your parakeet's talking lessons Place your parakeet close enough so that he can Hear the lesson Same words, same phrase (Hello baby, hello)

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