Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before

by The Smiths

From the album: The Sound of The Smiths

Track 43 of 45 on The Sound of The Smiths (2008).

Duration: 3:33

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Lyrics for Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before

Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me Stop me if you think That you've heard this one before Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me Stop me if you think That you've heard this one before Nothing's changed I still love you, oh, I still love you Only slightly, only slightly less Than I used to, my love I was delayed, I was way-laid An emergency stop I smelt the last ten seconds of life I crashed down on the crossbar And the pain was enough to make A shy, bald, Buddhist reflect And plan a mass murder Who said lied I'd to her? Oh, who said I'd lied? Because I never, I never Who said I'd lied? Because I never I was detained, I was restrained And broke my spleen and broke my knee And then he really lays into me Friday night in out-patients Who said I'd lied to her? Oh, who said I'd lied? Because I never, I never Who said I'd lied? Because I never And so I drank one It became four And when I fell on the floor I drank more Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me Stop me if you think That you've heard this one before Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me Stop me if you think That you've heard this one before Nothing's changed I still love you, oh, I still love you Only slightly, only slightly less Than I used to, my love

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