Never Trust A Man (With Egg On His Face)

Lyrics for Never Trust A Man (With Egg On His Face)

A man and a woman walking down the street With a son and a daughter it was oh so sweet When Mummy turned to Daddy and she said "My dear, write out your will because the end is near" Then she pulled out the gun, I saw the sparks Messed up the suit that he'd bought from Marks Because she'd heard the voices from outer space She'd heard the voices from outer space She'd heard the voices from outer space Saying, "Never trust a man with egg on his face" "Never trust a man with egg on his face" Three months later, Mrs B. stands A smile on her face, blood on her hands The kiddies got scared and ran home to bed The headlines in the papers said that She was the victim of an awful plan Announced through the mouthpiece of a little green man She'd heard the voices from outer space Saying, "Never trust a man with egg on his face" "Never trust a man with egg on his face" La la La la La la La la (la la) La la (la la) La la (la la) La la (la la) La la (la la) La la La la La la