Bag Lunch
by Aesop Rock
From the album: I Heard It's a Mess There Too
Track 4 of 12 on I Heard It's a Mess There Too (2025).
Duration: 2:38
Lyrics for Bag Lunch
Banana slices over Captain Crunch, thatās whatās up Elmer Fudd harassing Daffy Duck, thatās what's up The magic touch is aptly wrapped up in his rabbit punch Attackers dumping hazmat into the aqueduct Splash, thatās what's up Pattern-makers acclimate to cabin fever Meter-mapping, tapping out the dagger wave Crash and grapple with the castaway who crack the cuffs A little hack and slash, a little razzle-dazzle, thatās whatās up Rag tag bunch, bag lunch heavy The treasury keep his petty cash in bad luck pennies I came in the door a flash flood to the levee Wearing paint made of mashed berries and blood of the yeti Bet, the mathematics doesn't rattle us, thatās whatās up Itās adding up to a massive hole where the attic was Iām in the alley where it smell of actual battlefront And weed and coke and meth and crack and dust, thatās whatās up Buzzing down the ave, had the whole block shouting "Thatās whatās up" when I pass Flea bags in the back seat, ruffles on the dash Returning to the scene to free his monkeys out the lab Dag, thatās whatās up, goat legs, goat horns Damn it all, plants all scarecrows and no corn You should see the whole horde climb down and go forth Ghost-world exports, rival town folklore, oh lord Every atom cut to splatterpunk Predisposed to rabble-rouse, batten down, thatās whatās up At the Lily pad, filling nickel bags of funk Ducking all these silly fads, shit is wack, thatās whatās up Lately, I been watching mostly horror flicks People being disemboweled, demons doing parlor tricks Witches in the forest making soup with supernatural stuff Creature on a killing spree, "Itās him or me," thatās whatās up By jove, roadside oddity Roam side roads that defy cartography Fat drum snatch and run, ragamuffin, thatās whatās up Missed you at the double back, catch you at the jackal hunt Hacks, that's what's up āIs that whatās up?ā, thatās whatās up Thatās a pack of travelers acting savage to the maximum Up before the other team Taut leash in each hand, it looks like Iām water skiing Well, I'll be damned, wrong day to reach land Take the long way around to shake the unseen hand Son, be a lamb, cold brew, vanilla, oat Keep em coming 'til his every stupid cell explode Rap stickers on his travel mug, thatās what's up Key lime pie, graham cracker crust I wouldn't trust a single one of yāall to crack the dutch Nobody checking y'all like āThatās the stuff,ā thatās whatās up