Touchy Feely Fool

Lyrics for Touchy Feely Fool

Well, I'm not too superstitious But I knock on wood a lot Prayin' I'll wake up tomorrow Get the guts to tell you off But I know I'll never get there You could scream you wish me dead But I'll crawl back to you tomorrow Why the hell can't I get mad? Someday, won't this be funny? Well, I want it funny now Man, I wanna laugh so loud Someday, won't this be long ago? I wanna feel that now Sorry if I can't see how I'm screwed But, hey, what can you do? I'm a touchy-feely fool I would give anything to not give a sh- about you Life is pretty cruel For a touchy-feely fool I would give anything to not give a sh-, but I do I would give anything to not give a sh- Well, I'm not too claustrophobic But I lose my breath sometimes Now I can't even talk to ya Now your lawyers talk to mine Could you teach me to be ruthless? Could I be unfeeling too? Maybe someday, when I'm older I'll be better off like you I'm better off a stick I'm better off a stone I'm better off a jerk I'm better off alone I'm better not feeling stress or feeling bliss I won't feel much, at least I won't be feeling this I'm screwed But, hey, what can you do? I'm a touchy-feely fool I would give anything to not give a sh- about you Life is pretty cruel For a touchy-feely fool I would give anything to not give a sh-, but I do I do, I do I would give anything to not give a sh- But someday, won't this be funny? Well, I want it funny now Man, I wanna laugh so loud Someday, won't this be long ago? I wanna feel that now Sorry if I can't see how Someday Someday Someday